- Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
- The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list.
Always love a good pun, you be the judge.
- I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.
- When chemists die, they barium.
- Joke about German sausages are the wurst.
- A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
- I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
- How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.