Paraprosdokians


Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase isĀ  surprising or unexpected, and frequently humorous Winston Churchill loved them.

  1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
  2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list.

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Puns are fun – Punography

Always love a good pun, you be the judge.

  • I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.
  • When chemists die, they barium.
  • Joke about German sausages are the wurst.
  • A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
  • I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
  • How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

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