Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

Mar
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Marketing Explained

A professor explained marketing to MBA Students

 

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you go to her and say I am rich marry me. “That’s Direct Marketing

2. You attend a party and your friend goes to a girl and points at you telling her: He is very rich, marry him. “That’s Advertising

3. Girl walks to you and says you are rich, can you marry me? “That’s Brand Recognition

4. You say I’m very rich marry me and she slaps you. “That’s Customer Feedback

5. You say I’m very rich marry me and she introduces you to her husband. “That’s Demand and Supply Gap

6. Before you say I’m rich, marry me, your wife arrives. “That’s Restriction from Entering New Markets

May
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Top 10 Break up lines

Here they are in no particular order.

  1. I’m not ready
  2. It’s me, not you
  3. We’ve grown apart
  4. Let’s just be friends
  5. There’s someone else
  6. I don’t deserve you
  7. You’re too needy
  8. We have nothing in common
  9. I need some space
May
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100 Wise Sayings (Part 3 of 5)

Here we go for the third of a five part series of wise sayings. This is not my list nor do I take credit for any of these, please enjoy responsibly.

60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table.

59. Thank the bus driver.

58. Look people in the eye when you thank them.

57. If you offer help don’t quit until the job is done.
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May
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100 Wise Sayings (Part 2 of 5)

Again this is another installment of a five part series of wise sayings. This is not my list nor do I take credit for any of these, other than the fact that I found these interesting and wish to pass them on to others. Enjoy:

80. The opposite sex likes people who shower.

79. Don’t be the talker in a movie.

78. Be patient with airport secuity. They are just doing their job.

77. Carry your mother’s  bags. She carried you for 9 months.

76. In college always sit in the front. You’ll stand out immediately. Come grade time it might come in handy.

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Apr
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100 Wise Sayings (Part 1 of 5)

This is not my list nor do I take credit for any of these. As far as I can tell they are pretty anonymous, and pretty close to a poster I once saw in my doctors office about 100 ways to live longer.

Here are the first 20 in a five part series.

100. If you have to fight, punch first and punch hard.

99. Being old is not dictated by your bedtime.

98. Make Goals.

97. Smile at strangers.

96.Your dance moves might not be the best, but I promise making a fool of yourself is more fun tahn sitting alone on the bench.

95. Know the words to your national anthem.

94. Ladies, if you make the decision to wear heels on the first date commit to keeping them on and keeping your mouth shut about how much your feet kill.

93. You are never too old to need your mother.

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Mar
0

Puns are fun – Punography

Always love a good pun, you be the judge.

  • I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.
  • When chemists die, they barium.
  • Joke about German sausages are the wurst.
  • A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
  • I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
  • How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

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