Category: Funny

Here is a list of the best breakup lines we could find. Send us some of yours if you think you have anything that is better.

1. I’m not ready
2. It’s me, not you
3. We’ve grown apart
4. Let’s just be friends
5. There’s someone else
6. I don’t deserve you
7. You’re too needy
8. We have nothing in common
9. I need some space
10. I do not feel I can be in a relationship

Here we go for the third of a five part series of wise sayings. This is not my list nor do I take credit for any of these, please enjoy responsibly.

60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table.

59. Thank the bus driver.

58. Look people in the eye when you thank them.

57. If you offer help don’t quit until the job is done.

Again this is another installment of a five part series of wise sayings. This is not my list nor do I take credit for any of these, other than the fact that I found these interesting and wish to pass them on to others. Enjoy:

80. The opposite sex likes people who shower.

79. Don’t be the talker in a movie.

78. Be patient with airport secuity. They are just doing their job.

77. Carry your mother’s  bags. She carried you for 9 months.

76. In college always sit in the front. You’ll stand out immediately. Come grade time it might come in handy.

This is not my list nor do I take credit for any of these. As far as I can tell they are pretty anonymous, and pretty close to a poster I once saw in my doctors office about 100 ways to live longer.

Here are the first 20 in a five part series.

100. If you have to fight, punch first and punch hard.

99. Being old is not dictated by your bedtime.

98. Make Goals.

97. Smile at strangers.

96.Your dance moves might not be the best, but I promise making a fool of yourself is more fun tahn sitting alone on the bench.

95. Know the words to your national anthem.

94. Ladies, if you make the decision to wear heels on the first date commit to keeping them on and keeping your mouth shut about how much your feet kill.

93. You are never too old to need your mother.

Funny little page posted at Carleton University listing 7 Reasons that studying is better than sex, got a bit of a chuckle out of it when I read it, thought it was worth reposting. Content is PG.

1. You can usually find someone to do it with.
2. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place, and pick up where you left off.
3. You can finish early without feelings of guilt and shame.
4. When you open a book, you don’t have to worry about who got there first.
5. If you don’t finish a chapter, you won’t get a reputation for being a “book tease”.
6. You won’t be embarrassed if your parents catch you in the act.
7. If you aren’t sure of what you are doing, you can always ask your roommate for help!