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Why Spanish Comedy Makes No Sense to English Speakers
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Why Spanish Comedy Makes No Sense to English Speakers

Spain's biggest film ever is a comedy that earned 98% of its money at home. Mr. Bean made more in Spain than Mexico's biggest comedy hit. The joke isn't bad. It just never left the building.

By J. Walker 12 min read •
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