Here are a few pranks to play on the unsuspecting for April Fools day. We have everything from getting someone in the shower, to public washroom hijinx.
These perfect April fool jokes will surely get someone you know and guaranteed they will be wary of you in the future.
- April Fools Prank – Painted Soap
Paint Soap with clear nail polish so it won’t lather…leave in shower. Your victim will rub and rub, trying to get a lather from this clear coated bar of soap. Make sure you remove and don’t leave in any back up soap in the shower. To add to this after they are in grab their towel, so they will have to go across the floor soaking wet.
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This is the sequence of the code:
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A
It is difficult to believe that some of these myths are held by people, however it is a double edge sword. On one hand it is good to question authority and the status-quo. Even asking questions to find out hidden truths is a good thing, at what point does it become dangerous. Some myths are innocuous and can be rather funny. While on the other hand others can threaten the very existence of life on the planet. (Talking about you anti-vaxers) I have gathered a bit of information on a few of these myths, and also interesting links to get more information about each topic.
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Top 8 life skills people lack, or need to improve.
1. How to have a civil conversation with people who disagree with them
This is probably 98% of the people out there which everyone feels that they are the exception to the rule. However, being able to control one’s emotions and not letting them cloud your judgement is near impossible on all subjects, as most people have trigger subjects. As the saying goes there are three things never to talk about when having dinner with guests: money, politics and religion. All are hot button issues that will ruffle someone’s feathers.
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What do you call a midget prisoner escaping by climbing down the outside prison wall? A little condescending.
What do you call a psychic little person who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
I’ve been told I’m condescending. (that means I talk down to people)
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies.
What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tennish.
Does Sean Connery like herbs? Yes, but only partially.
What did Sean Connery call the lobster that ate all the food? Shellfish.
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An article was just published on our sister site that you may find interesting about getting and using fake id’s.
Obviously there are people out there using Fake Id’s and others that are creating them, and movies portraying their use, the most famous use in a movie was seen in SuperBad and the id used was McLovin.
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Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected, and frequently humorous Winston Churchill loved them.
- Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
- The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list.
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A professor explained marketing to MBA Students
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you go to her and say I am rich marry me. “That’s Direct Marketing”
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Here is a list of the best breakup lines we could find. Send us some of yours if you think you have anything that is better.
- I’m not ready
- It’s me, not you
- We’ve grown apart
- Let’s just be friends
- There’s someone else
- I don’t deserve you
- You’re too needy
- We have nothing in common
- I need some space
- I do not feel I can be in a relationship
Twitter has disabled the ability to easily retrieve Twitter Feeds, it is now more difficult than ever to get a proper feed. This is my list of steps that I use when setting up an application to retrieve that feed. First you have to understand that Twitter uses OAuth which requires four types keys to authenticate users. These are the steps to create those key.
First step is to log into the development area of Twitter.
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