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Funny Life Pranks

Top 10 April Fools Pranks to Pull on Friends

Here are a few pranks to play on the unsuspecting for April Fools day. We have everything from getting someone in the shower, to public washroom hijinx.

These perfect April fool jokes will surely get someone you know and guaranteed they will be wary of you in the future.

Paint Soap with clear nail polish so it won't lather...leave in shower

  1. April Fools Prank – Painted Soap

Paint Soap with clear nail polish so it won’t lather…leave in shower. Your victim will rub and rub, trying to get a lather from this clear coated bar of soap. Make sure you remove and don’t leave in any back up soap in the shower. To add to this after they are in grab their towel, so they will have to go across the floor soaking wet.

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Life

13 Unlucky Myths that we Continue to Live with in Modern Day Society

It is difficult to believe that some of these myths are held by people, however it is a double edge sword. On one hand it is good to question authority and the status-quo. Even asking questions to find out hidden truths is a good thing, at what point does it become dangerous. Some myths are innocuous and can be rather funny. While on the other hand others can threaten the very existence of life on the planet. (Talking about you anti-vaxers) I have gathered a bit of information on a few of these myths, and also interesting links to get more information about each topic.

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Funny Life Life Hacks

Top 8 Basic Life Skills that People Lack or Need to Improve

Top 8 life skills people lack, or need to improve.

1. How to have a civil conversation with people who disagree with them

This is probably 98% of the people out there which everyone feels that they are the exception to the rule. However, being able to control one’s emotions and not letting them cloud your judgement is near impossible on all subjects, as most people have trigger subjects. As the saying goes there are three things never to talk about when having dinner with guests: money, politics and religion. All are hot button issues that will ruffle someone’s feathers.

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Life Life Hacks

Fake ID’s Risks/Rewards

An article was just published on our sister site that you may find interesting about getting and using fake id’s.

Obviously there are people out there using Fake Id’s and others that are creating them, and movies portraying their use, the most famous use in a movie was seen in SuperBad and the id used was McLovin.

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Life Puns

Paraprosdokians


Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is  surprising or unexpected, and frequently humorous Winston Churchill loved them.

  1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
  2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list.
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Funny Life Marketing

Marketing Explained

A professor explained marketing to MBA Students

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you go to her and say I am rich marry me. “That’s Direct Marketing

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Funny Life

Top 10 Break-up Lines

Here is a list of the best breakup lines we could find. Send us some of yours if you think you have anything that is better.

  1. I’m not ready
  2. It’s me, not you
  3. We’ve grown apart
  4. Let’s just be friends
  5. There’s someone else
  6. I don’t deserve you
  7. You’re too needy
  8. We have nothing in common
  9. I need some space
  10. I do not feel I can be in a relationship
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Life Life Hacks

Life Hack #5 of 90, Wooden Spoon Boil Over

When you eat as much pasta as I do and are the one in charge of boiling the pasta, it is almost inevitable that a boil over will happen, and with life hack number 5 on our list they may just occur less frequent.

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Funny Life

100 Wise Sayings (Part 3 of 5)

Here we go for the third of a five part series of wise sayings. This is not my list nor do I take credit for any of these, please enjoy responsibly.

60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table.

59. Thank the bus driver.

58. Look people in the eye when you thank them.

57. If you offer help don’t quit until the job is done.

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Funny Life

100 Wise Sayings (Part 2 of 5)

Again this is another installment of a five part series of wise sayings. This is not my list nor do I take credit for any of these, other than the fact that I found these interesting and wish to pass them on to others. Enjoy:

80. The opposite sex likes people who shower.

79. Don’t be the talker in a movie.

78. Be patient with airport secuity. They are just doing their job.

77. Carry your mother’s  bags. She carried you for 9 months.

76. In college always sit in the front. You’ll stand out immediately. Come grade time it might come in handy.