Archive for the ‘Life’ Category

Feb
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Fake ID’s Risks/Rewards

An article was just published on our sister site that you may find interesting about getting and using fake id’s.

Obviously there are people out there using Fake Id’s and others that are creating them, and movies portraying their use, the most famous use in a movie was seen in SuperBad and the id used was McLovin.

 

An excerpt from the article: “If you think that the fake ids are being used only by teenagers just for buying alcohol, cigarettes and having fun, then you’re wrong. Surveys have currently proved that in most of the cases false ids are being used for illegal purposes or offensive activities. This is one of the leading reasons the governments of different countries have imposed stringent laws on the use of these cards so that the illegal activities can be easily and effectively prevented. However despite the risks nowadays many people are increasingly using fake ID for specific purposes.”

Check out the full article about Fake ID’s Risk/Rewards:

Apr
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Top 10 Pranks to Pull on Friends

Top 10 April Fool pranks. Here are a few pranks to play on the unsuspecting for April Fools day….images to follow in the read more section.

 

April Fools Prank #1

Paint Soap with clear nail polish so it won't lather...leave in shower

Paint Soap with clear nail polish so it won’t lather…leave in shower

April Fools Prank #2

Adding skirt to the male figure on a public washroom door.

Adding skirt to the male figure on a public washroom door.

April Fools Prank #3

Cream filled donuts with the filling replaced with Mayonnaise.

Cream filled donuts with the filling replaced with Mayonnaise.

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Mar
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Paraprosdokians

Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is  surprising or unexpected, and frequently humorous Winston Churchill loved them.

  1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
  2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list.
  3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear brighter until you hear them speak.
  4. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
  5. We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
  6. War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
  7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
  8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
  9. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
  10. In filling out an application, where it says, ‘In case of emergency, Notify:’ I put ‘DOCTOR’.
  11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. (ever been to K-Mart)
  12. You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
  13. I used ot be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.
  14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
  15. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  16. You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
  17. I’m supposed to respect my elders, but it’s getting harder and harder for me to find one now.

 

 

Mar
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Marketing Explained

A professor explained marketing to MBA Students

 

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you go to her and say I am rich marry me. “That’s Direct Marketing

2. You attend a party and your friend goes to a girl and points at you telling her: He is very rich, marry him. “That’s Advertising

3. Girl walks to you and says you are rich, can you marry me? “That’s Brand Recognition

4. You say I’m very rich marry me and she slaps you. “That’s Customer Feedback

5. You say I’m very rich marry me and she introduces you to her husband. “That’s Demand and Supply Gap

6. Before you say I’m rich, marry me, your wife arrives. “That’s Restriction from Entering New Markets

May
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Top 10 Break up lines

Here they are in no particular order.

  1. I’m not ready
  2. It’s me, not you
  3. We’ve grown apart
  4. Let’s just be friends
  5. There’s someone else
  6. I don’t deserve you
  7. You’re too needy
  8. We have nothing in common
  9. I need some space
May
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Life Hack #5 of 90, Wooden Spoon Boil Over

When you eat as much pasta as I do and are the one in charge of boiling the pasta, it is almost inevitable that a boil over will happen, and with life hack number 5 on our list they may just occur less frequent. Continue Reading…

May
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100 Wise Sayings (Part 3 of 5)

Here we go for the third of a five part series of wise sayings. This is not my list nor do I take credit for any of these, please enjoy responsibly.

60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table.

59. Thank the bus driver.

58. Look people in the eye when you thank them.

57. If you offer help don’t quit until the job is done.
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May
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100 Wise Sayings (Part 2 of 5)

Again this is another installment of a five part series of wise sayings. This is not my list nor do I take credit for any of these, other than the fact that I found these interesting and wish to pass them on to others. Enjoy:

80. The opposite sex likes people who shower.

79. Don’t be the talker in a movie.

78. Be patient with airport secuity. They are just doing their job.

77. Carry your mother’s  bags. She carried you for 9 months.

76. In college always sit in the front. You’ll stand out immediately. Come grade time it might come in handy.

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Apr
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Life Hack #4 of 90, Cell Phone Light

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Use your cellphone light underneath a water bottle to make a lantern that distributes light better than the direct beam. Coloured liquids make the light look cool.

As a side note this reminded me of an article about low cost housing in the Philippines, that they use clear bottles filled with bleach and water anchored in the ceiling to provide light within the homes. The plastic water bottles provide free light with an output of about 55W. It takes five minutes to make, and using a hammer, rivet, metal sheets, sandpaper and epoxy, it costs $1 to produce.

Stuff required to make this work:

1 – Cellphone with camera light

1 – Coloured bottle of water

I give this device an overall score of 2/5

 

Apr
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100 Wise Sayings (Part 1 of 5)

This is not my list nor do I take credit for any of these. As far as I can tell they are pretty anonymous, and pretty close to a poster I once saw in my doctors office about 100 ways to live longer.

Here are the first 20 in a five part series.

100. If you have to fight, punch first and punch hard.

99. Being old is not dictated by your bedtime.

98. Make Goals.

97. Smile at strangers.

96.Your dance moves might not be the best, but I promise making a fool of yourself is more fun tahn sitting alone on the bench.

95. Know the words to your national anthem.

94. Ladies, if you make the decision to wear heels on the first date commit to keeping them on and keeping your mouth shut about how much your feet kill.

93. You are never too old to need your mother.

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