Always love a good pun, you be the judge.
- I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.
- When chemists die, they barium.
- Joke about German sausages are the wurst.
- A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
- I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
- How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
- This girls said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
- I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
- I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
- They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.
- A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
- PMS jokes are not funny. Period.
- Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
- Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there is no pop quiz.
- Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery.
- I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
- How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
- What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
- Broken pencils are pointless.
A few groaners in the list but overall quite a few made me chuckle. Hopefully this will do the same for you.
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