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7 Hilarious Reasons Why Studying is Better Than Sex (PG Edition)

Every college needs a laugh. I found this classic list posted at Carleton University and couldn’t resist sharing—especially since it’s…

Every college needs a laugh. I found this classic list posted at Carleton University and couldn’t resist sharing—especially since it’s all PG and totally relatable for anyone burning the midnight oil. Studying might not always be fun, but at least it has some perks!

  1. You can usually find someone to do it with.
    Group study session? Library buddy? Unlike Tinder, just post in your class chat!
  2. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place, and pick up where you left off.
    The bookmark never gets jealous, and there’s no “awkward morning after.”
  3. You can finish early without feelings of guilt and shame.
    Closing your book early? Zero judgment—just self-care.
  4. When you open a book, you don’t have to worry about who got there first.
    Library books are for sharing (but remember to use protection—book covers!).
  5. If you don’t finish a chapter, you won’t get a reputation for being a “book tease.”
    Procrastinators unite—nobody’s keeping score.
  6. You won’t be embarrassed if your parents catch you in the act.
    In fact, they’ll probably be impressed for once.
  7. If you aren’t sure of what you are doing, you can always ask your roommate for help!
    Study buddies: No awkward questions, no awkward silences.

Share your favorite funny study moments below—or tag a friend who needs a reason to hit the books!

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