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Generators

Fake Profile Creator

Contact Generator Screen ShotHave you ever been on a message board or chat room sat there randomly typing keys on the keyboard to try to come up with a fake name, address, or phone number? If you are anything like me the creative juices stop flowing 3 minutes into the exercise and settled on some simple like j_smith from 123 West Lane. Which in someways makes sense since we all have a limited pool of names that we can pull from. If we could only come up with something more unique and less prone to others discovering that the profile is 100% fake.

Well, the site names.igopaygo.com just released the other day a profile generator that comes up with all the vital stats for a user. You are able to select by gender, country, and even the type of credit card you want your new online alias to have. All the information generated is geographically accurate, including the zip code and phone number. Credit cards pass the simple validations. Even the blood type is randomly accurate to percentage of people that have that type of blood. Here is an example of the information generated from the tool.

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Funny Life Marketing

Marketing Explained

A professor explained marketing to MBA Students

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you go to her and say I am rich marry me. “That’s Direct Marketing”

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Funny Life

Top 10 Break-up Lines

💔Savage, Honest & Classic Ways to End It

Breaking up is never easy, but sometimes you just need the right words to make the process clear, smooth, or even slightly humorous. Whether you’re looking for a classic excuse, a brutally honest line, or a dramatic exit, we’ve compiled some of the best breakup lines for every situation.

💡 Have a breakup line that’s even better? Send it our way! We’d love to add it to the list.


Breakup Advice

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Development

Twitter Application – Getting feeds from Twitter

Twitter has disabled the ability to easily retrieve Twitter Feeds, it is now more difficult than ever to get a proper feed. This is my list of steps that I use when setting up an application to retrieve that feed. First you have to understand that Twitter uses OAuth which requires four types keys to authenticate users. These are the steps to create those key.

First step is to log into the development area of Twitter.

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Development

Limelight Disable FlashPlayer for HTML5 Player

Well to get back to the roots of the site (tech) for a bit, here is something very interesting that happened while trying to force Limelight to use the HTML5 player on a site. One caveat is that Firefox does not support MP4 which is what Limelight uses when Flash is not available. Currently at the time of me writing this article Firefox does not support MP4, however they should be supporting this very soon, and are just awaiting a 3rd party package first.

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Life Life Hacks

Life Hack #5 of 90, Wooden Spoon Boil Over

When you eat as much pasta as I do and are the one in charge of boiling the pasta, it is almost inevitable that a boil over will happen, and with life hack number 5 on our list they may just occur less frequent.

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Funny Life

100 Wise Sayings (Part 3 of 5)

Here we go for the third of a five part series of wise sayings. This is not my list nor do I take credit for any of these, please enjoy responsibly.

60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table.

59. Thank the bus driver.

58. Look people in the eye when you thank them.

57. If you offer help don’t quit until the job is done.

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Funny Life

100 Wise Sayings (Part 2 of 5)

Again this is another installment of a five part series of wise sayings. This is not my list nor do I take credit for any of these, other than the fact that I found these interesting and wish to pass them on to others. Enjoy:

80. The opposite sex likes people who shower.

79. Don’t be the talker in a movie.

78. Be patient with airport secuity. They are just doing their job.

77. Carry your mother’s  bags. She carried you for 9 months.

76. In college always sit in the front. You’ll stand out immediately. Come grade time it might come in handy.

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Life Life Hacks

Life Hack #4 of 90, Cell Phone Light

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Use your cellphone light underneath a water bottle to make a lantern that distributes light better than the direct beam. Coloured liquids make the light look cool.

As a side note this reminded me of an article about low cost housing in the Philippines, that they use clear bottles filled with bleach and water anchored in the ceiling to provide light within the homes. The plastic water bottles provide free light with an output of about 55W. It takes five minutes to make, and using a hammer, rivet, metal sheets, sandpaper and epoxy, it costs $1 to produce.

Stuff required to make this work:

1 – Cellphone with camera light

1 – Coloured bottle of water

I give this device an overall score of 2/5

 

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Funny Life

100 Wise Sayings (Part 1 of 5)

This is not my list nor do I take credit for any of these. As far as I can tell they are pretty anonymous, and pretty close to a poster I once saw in my doctors office about 100 ways to live longer.

Here are the first 20 in a five part series.

100. If you have to fight, punch first and punch hard.

99. Being old is not dictated by your bedtime.

98. Make Goals.

97. Smile at strangers.

96.Your dance moves might not be the best, but I promise making a fool of yourself is more fun tahn sitting alone on the bench.

95. Know the words to your national anthem.

94. Ladies, if you make the decision to wear heels on the first date commit to keeping them on and keeping your mouth shut about how much your feet kill.

93. You are never too old to need your mother.

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